The Wrong Stuff

Spotted, Monday: Mucky Mark Wright, of 'The Wright Stuff' coming out of the Instant Tan Centre on James Street, Marylebone on his mobile phone with a bottle of tan deepener, and a lol languorous leer for Jonny. He's absolutely frightful in real life; taut stonewash denim, faux leather jacket, and a waddle so confusing to the rear fabric of his jeans that he *must* have had over-ripened bum grapes.