Ear toys

Just been browsing some outrageous US Navy Seal NASA technology inspired ear-wear for all activities, wet or dry. Obviously people who are kept awake all night by snorers need porno ear wear to get them going. Note that these are for PROs only! Adds piquancy to the old c*ck in ear of an adversary insult... Does the soft poly-urethane tip make it any less offensive I wonder? Tits to that, I say.