Do you have a fetish for mannequins or a fetish for vomit?
Do you have phobia of pregnant women or a phobia of feet?
Then click here (you sick fuck). 'Fetishes and Phobias' is a party theme I plan to realise.
The above TV ad renders the average, know-where-you-are-with-him/her sex addict appeal and its likely applicants, unadventurous, and well, less ridiculous by comparison.
I guess the ideal 'contributor' would be a married sex addict with heavily pregnant wife who morning sicked on her own size 11 feet and can only muster a few positions due to her condition. BTW, she most definitely *isn't* interested in 'trying out things [she'd] never usually consider doing?'

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