Anyone for (telephone) tennis with minors?

Just received this email from the Club Secretary at my tennis club, and given his nervous-officious manner, it really made me chortle:

From: ******
Sent: 05 September 2008 11:58
To: ********
Subject: Latest Tennis members telephone list.

We have had numerous requests for an updated list, which I have attached.

Please note Juniors are not included.

Kind regards,

*****