Tuesday, 30 January 2007

Boyfriend chatted up in Sainsbury's

Raven haired shopping beauty to Jonny: "Excuse me, do you drink red wine?"
Jonny: "On occasion, yes"
Girl (making good eye contact & angling her head): "Ooo, I wonder if you could help me choose a nice bottle?"
Jonny: "Yes (please)"
Lol. He ran before she had chance to suggest sharing it. Nice pulling tactic lady - hang out in the pricey booze section of a middle class supermarket. It's certainly warmer than loitering outside The Savoy waiting for some rich Arab to invite you into the champagne bar. (You know who you are!)

ps. He walked away chortling: "Pretty, pretty gooooood".

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