At the gym with Homer Simpson

The HANDS have struck again! Jonny caused a minor delay on exiting the car park at the gym today because his fingers were simply 'too fat to dial'. Hahaha. He had the right exit code for the barrier, but his finger tips were apparently too big for the buttons. Blushing, he grew ever more confused and self-conscious, and as the queue of cars behind us lengthened, he took to petulantly mashing the keypad, looking at me like a guilty child waiting for his scolding. As we pulled away, he asked sheepishly: "Do you think it's time for me to get a 'dialling wand'?"